Catch of the Day: Fish Jokes

  • What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales!fish
  • What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits!
  • What is the fastest fish in the sea? The one that got away!
  • What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod!
  • Why did the flounder go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a bit flat!
  • What do you call someone who is good at catching fish? Annette!
  • How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut off its nose!
  • Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
  • What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
  • Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!

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