Ruff Day? Check Out These Funny Sayings About Dogs!

Some playful, some pawful…

  • Dogs are forever in the push up position. Mitch Hedberg
  • I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner
  • Happiness is a warm puppy. Charles M. Schulz
  • If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andy Rooney
  • A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it. Helen Thomson
  • Dogs never bite me – just humans. Marilyn Monroe
  • Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. Sue Murphy
  • A watched supper dish never fills. Snoopy
  • People who keep dogs are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves. August Strindberg
  • I don’t have any girlfriends; all I have is a dog. Charlie Brown
  • In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. Dereke Bruce

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