Flipper’s Favorite Dolphin Jokes

We asked Flipper to send us his best jokes. This is what he wrote back:jumping dolphin

  • Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
  • How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin!
  • How could the broke dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything!
  • What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!
  • What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball? Glass flippers!
  • What did the spoiled dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? He whale-d!
  • Why are dolphins smarter than humans? Within 3 hours they can teacher their trainers to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Flipper is alive and well living in obscurity in a southern Florida retirement community.

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photo credit: Dolphin Jumping Behind the Ship via photopin (license)

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