We asked Flipper to send us his best jokes. This is what he wrote back:
- Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
- How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin!
- How could the broke dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything!
- What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!
- What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball? Glass flippers!
- What did the spoiled dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? He whale-d!
- Why are dolphins smarter than humans? Within 3 hours they can teacher their trainers to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
Flipper is alive and well living in obscurity in a southern Florida retirement community.