These Croaked Me Up: Frog Jokes

  • What does a frog say when it sees something he really likes? Toadly awesome!frog face
  • Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a hopperation!
  • What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in!
  • What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
  • What kind of shoes do frogs like to wear? Open toad!
  • What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits!
  • How deep is a frog pond? Kneedeep!
  • What does a frog order at McDonalds? Flies and a diet croak!
  • How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy!
  • What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!
  • ‘Waiter, do you have frog legs?’ ‘Oh no, Sir. I always walk like this!’

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