These Are In Tents: Corny Camping One Liners

  • If you’re not in New York, you’re camping out.  Thomas E. Dewey
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  • I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call “indoorsy”… My wife always brings up, “Camping’s a tradition in my family.” Hey, it was a tradition in everyone’s family ’til we came up with the house. Jim Gaffigan
  • Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.  Jack Handey

  • The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.  Dave Barry



  • I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent.  That’s a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap.  How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation?  Zipper it up really quick?  Mitch Hedberg

  • How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? Christy Whitehead
  • A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them to summer camp. Raymond Duncan
  • Light a campfire and everyone’s a storyteller. John Geddes

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