Comedic Cephalopods: Squid and Octopus Jokes

  • What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid!
  • How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed!huge octopus
  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles!
  • Who held the baby octopus for ransome? Squidnappers!
  • What do you get when you cross a mink with an octopus? A coat of arms!
  • What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
  • Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row!
  • Why do oysters go to the gym? It’s good for the mussels!
  • Did you know the Octopus is the only fish that can squirt ink? Just squidding!

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