Monthly Archives: July 2016

Stormy Weather? Read On!

Has a bit of rain got you down? A rainy day is the perfect time for a walk in the woods. Rachel Carson It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity … Continue reading

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Olympians Quoted: Citius, Altius, Fortius*

Faster, higher, stronger! I am building a fire, and every day I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match. Mia Hamm It’s not bragging if you can back it up. Muhammad Ali Never … Continue reading

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Practical Uses For Super Powers: Ant-man

From our super hero expert, Alex Berg: Ant-Man, for those of you who don’t know, is able to shrink to the size of an ant. The following are suggested practical uses for this extraordinary power: Building ships in bottles Extracting … Continue reading

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Catch of the Day: Fish Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales! What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits! What is the fastest fish in the sea? The one that got away! What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick … Continue reading

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Ruff Day? Check Out These Funny Sayings About Dogs!

Some playful, some pawful….. Dogs are forever in the push up position. Mitch Hedberg I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner Happiness is a warm puppy. Charles M. Schulz If dogs … Continue reading

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Tom Swifties: Wordplay at Its Best!

Who doesn’t love a Tom Swifty (we say heartily)? See how nicely the adverb connects to the words in the quotation? “Who’s your favorite operatic tenor?” Tom asked placidly. “I’m still looking for my beagle,” Tom said doggedly. “I’ve removed … Continue reading

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Flipper’s Favorite Dolphin Jokes

We asked Flipper to send us his best jokes. This is what he wrote back: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise! How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin! … Continue reading

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Why Should I Learn Golf? These Quotes Make it Sound Frustrating!

Every few years someone tries to encourage me to take up golf. I’ve yet to be convinced. The most important shot in golf is the next one. Ben Hogan I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s … Continue reading

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#1 Song to Sing Around the Campfire? “On Top of Spaghetti”!

Definitely! At least it is my favorite. What’s yours? Here’s the lyrics so you can practice before your next camp out: On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed. It rolled off … Continue reading

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These Croaked Me Up: Frog Jokes

What does a frog say when it sees something he really likes? Toadly awesome! Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a hopperation! What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in! What do frogs do … Continue reading

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