We’re Hooked- Fish Jokes

  • What happens when the tuna fisherman has a bad day? He gets canned!colorful fish
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  • Where do fish clean up? In a river basin!
  • Where do fish sleep at night? On the sea bed!
  • Why are gold fish orange? The water makes them rusty!
  • What part of a fish weighs the most? Its scales!
  • What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
  • What do you call a fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse? The Codfather!
  • What day of the week do fish hate? Frydays!
  • What do you call a man that’s good at fishing? Rod!japanese carp
  • What did the fish say when he swam in to a wall? Dam!
  • What do fish need to take to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea!
  • How do fish go into business? They start on a small scale!
  • What was the Tsar of Russia’s favorite fish? Tsardines!

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