A Flock of Sheep Jokes

  • Where do sheep go to get haircuts? To the Baa Baa shop!sheep and sheep dog
  • What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?An animal that can sew its own sweaters!
  • What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood!
  • What did the boy sheep say to his girlfriend? I love ewe!
  • What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
  • Why did the sheep bark? It was a sheep dog!
  • What do you call a sheep that is always quiet? A shhhheep!
  • What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa!

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photo credit: Deutscher Meisterschaft im Hüten mit Altdeutschen Hütehunden 2010 via photopin (license)

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