Quotes for Father’s Day

Happy Fathers’ Day!father and son

  • A two year old is kind of like have a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld.
  • Having children is like living in a frat house-nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. Ray Romano
  • Life affords no greater responsibility, no greater privilege, than the raising of the next generation. C. Everett Koop
  • When you have children yourself, you begin to understand what you owe your parents. Japanese Proverb
  • Our children are watching us live and what we are shouts louder than anything we can say. Wilfred Peterson
  • There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’ Jim Gaffigan
  • When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. Mark Twain

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