Forest Critters Jokes

Just in time for camping season!raccoon face

  • What do call a raccoon with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want! He can’t hear you!
  • Did you hear the joke about the owl? It was a hoot!
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  • Why was the chipmunk late for work? The traffics was nuts!
  • What do you get when you cross a woodpecker with a parrot? A bird who speaks in morse code!
  • What did one wolf say to the other? Let’s go get some fast food!close up caterpillar
  • What do fire flies eat? Light snacks!
  • Where do caterpillars find the latest fashion? In a catalogue!
  • What does a rabbit use when it goes fishing? A hare-net!
  • Did you here the story about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
  • What did one snake say to the other snake? Hiss off!
  • What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toed!

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