Why is No One Laughing at These Gardening Jokes?

Because they are so CORNY! But that has never stopped me….gardener asleep

  • What did the big flower say to the small flower? What’s up, bud!
  • What is green and goes to a summer camp? A Brussels’ scout!
  • Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail? Because he was a rotten apple!
  • Why did the gardener quit?Because his celery wasn’t high enough! 
  • Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks? The salad bar!
  • What vegetable do you need a plumber for? A leek!
  • What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
  • Why did the potatoes get a divorce? Because they couldn’t see eye to eye!
  • Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled!
  • What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato!
  • Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
  • What’s green a sharp shooter? Annie Okra!
  • Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!
  • What do you get if you cross a dog with a daisy? A colli-flower!
  • Why couldn’t the gardener grow any flowers? Because he hadn’t botany!
  • How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take away their shovels! 

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