In honor of “The Revenant”
- What do grizzly bears call mountain bike riders? Meals on wheels!
- What did the grizzly bear say when he saw some campers in sleeping bags? Yum! Hot Pockets!
- Why don’t grizzly bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
- What do you call a grizzly with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- How do you keep a grizzly from charging? Only accept cash!
- What do you call a grizzly bear in a phone booth? Stuck!
- What did the grizzly bear eat after the dentist fixed his teeth? The dentist!
- What do you get when you cross a skunk with a grizzly bear? Winnie the PU!