Unbearable Grizzly Bear Jokes

In honor of “The Revenant”huge bear

  • What do grizzly bears call mountain bike riders? Meals on wheels!
  • What did the grizzly bear say when he saw some campers in sleeping bags? Yum! Hot Pockets!
  • Why don’t grizzly bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
  • What do you call a grizzly with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  • How do you keep a grizzly from charging? Only accept cash!
  • What do you call a grizzly bear in a phone booth? Stuck!
  • What did the grizzly bear eat after the dentist fixed his teeth? The dentist!
  • What do you get when you cross a skunk with a grizzly bear? Winnie the PU!

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