Flying High with Bird Jokes

Peacock- CT's New State Bird

Move over, Robin!

  • What do you do for a sick bird? Take it for tweetment!
  • Why was the lord of the manor and the gamekeeper upset? The pheasants were revolting!
  • How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side!
  • Which bird helps the stork deliver twins? The crane!
  • Why do hummingbirds hum? They don’t know the words!
  • Why does a stork stand on one leg? If he lifted the other one he would fall down!
  • Why do geese fly south in the winter? Because it is too far to walk!
  • When is the best time to buy a bird? When it’s cheep!

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