Kid-Friendly Jokes About Mothers

Well, well, well. Twas tough to find a few PG-rated jokes about mothers!mother and child

  • Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
  • What did the digital clock say to his mother? Look Ma! No hands!
  • What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost? I want my mummy!
  • What do you call a very small mother? Minimum!
  • Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mother: I don’t know. Ask your grandma!
  • Why shouldn’t women have children after 35? Because 36 children are too many!
  • Why didn’t the little girl ever want to have children? She heard they took 9 mom and kidmonths to download.
  • What did the mother broom say to her daughter? It’s time to go to sweep!

Need some edgier material for your mother? This Friday, May 6th, we’ll have some comedians’ take on their mothers! Ouch!

Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual care packages for moms, dads, kids, and anyone else with a sense of fun!
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