Monthly Archives: May 2016

The Monkeys are Running the Zoo! Jokes About Monkeys

Go bananas over these jokes! What did the banana do when it saw the monkeys?Split! Which type of monkeys fly? Hot Air Baboons! Why don’t the monkeys in the jungle play poker any more? There are just too many cheetahs! … Continue reading

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Gardening Quotes to Make You Smile

Ahhhh! Tis the season to plant and pick! The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. D. H. Lawrence The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded … Continue reading

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Why is No One Laughing at These Gardening Jokes?

Because they are so CORNY! But that has never stopped me…. What did the big flower say to the small flower? What’s up, bud! What is green and goes to a summer camp? A Brussels’ scout! Why did the Golden … Continue reading

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Unbearable Grizzly Bear Jokes

In honor of “The Revenant” What do grizzly bears call mountain bike riders? Meals on wheels! What did the grizzly bear say when he saw some campers in sleeping bags? Yum! Hot Pockets! Why don’t grizzly bears like fast food? … Continue reading

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Getting Educated-Quotes About Learning

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. Plutarch Education is no substitute for intelligence. Frank Herbert You can never be overdressed or overeducated. Oscar Wilde Education is the ability to listen to … Continue reading

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Flying High with Bird Jokes

What do you do for a sick bird? Take it for tweetment! Why was the lord of the manor and the gamekeeper upset? The pheasants were revolting! How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over … Continue reading

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A Dozen Funny Quotes About Mothers

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. Erma Bombeck I told my mother-in-law that my house … Continue reading

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Time Travel Pranks: Déjà Vu

Déjà vu  Walk into a bar. Make direct eye contact with the bartender, but say nothing. Leave the bar so that the bartender cannot see your exit, either through a back door or bathroom window. Make note of the exact … Continue reading

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Kid-Friendly Jokes About Mothers

Well, well, well. Twas tough to find a few PG-rated jokes about mothers! Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam! What did the digital clock say to his mother? Look Ma! No hands! What … Continue reading

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