Funny Quotes About Babies!

  • I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.baby with messy face Douglas Feaver
  • My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.Stephen Wright
  • Now the thing about having a baby – and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this – is that thereafter you have it. Jean Kerr
  • Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, “What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!” Stephen Wright
  • No one likes change but babies in diapers. Barbara Johnson
  • Make no mistake about why babies are here-they are here to replace us. Jerry Seinfeld
  • It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t. Barbara Kingsolver
    Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. Fran Lebowitz
  • Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? Jeff Foxworthy
  • They’re not the sharpest people-babies. So you have to be everything to them. Paul Reiser

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