Ape House Humor: The Jokes Write Themselves

  • Why did the gorilla go to the doctor? Because his banana wasn’t peeling very chimp babywell!
  • Did you hear about the awful jungle party? Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip!
  • What do you call an angry monkey? Furious George!
  • Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building? Because he couldn’t fit in the elevator!
  • What does a monkey chef wear while making dinner? An APE-ron!
  • What should you do if you find a gorilla sitting at your school desk? Sit somewhere else!
  • How did the gorilla do in the beauty contest? Beast in Show!
  • What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail? It won’t be long now!
  • Where do chimps get their gossip? On the ape vine!
  • Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
  • Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

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