Monthly Archives: April 2016

Funny Quotes About Babies!

I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. Douglas Feaver My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.Stephen Wright Now … Continue reading

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Ape House Humor: The Jokes Write Themselves

Why did the gorilla go to the doctor? Because his banana wasn’t peeling very well! Did you hear about the awful jungle party? Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip! What do you call an angry monkey? Furious George! … Continue reading

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Earth Day Quotes: Giving Mother Nature Some Love

Earth Day, always April 22nd, was first celebrated in 1970. What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? Henry David Thoreau A true conservationist is a man who knows that the … Continue reading

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Bbbye Bye! Quotes About Money

April 15th. Sigh. The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. Albert Einstein Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. Ronald Reagan I love to go to Washington-if only to be near my … Continue reading

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Happy Hump Day!

The bad news….2 more days until your tax returns are due. The good news….the week is half over! Here’s a camel picture. It might help. Actually, it might be a dromedary but that certainly doesn’t change that fact that it is … Continue reading

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Where Do Homeless Accountants Live?

In tax shelters! Ooof! And a few more jokes about those fine folks who worked on our tax forms: What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? He has a loophole named after him! What’s the difference between the short … Continue reading

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Kids! Gotta Love ‘Em!

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.  Oscar Wilde A person soon learns how little he knows when a child begins to ask questions. Richard L. Evans Children need models … Continue reading

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The More The Merrier! 10 More ‘A Guy Walked in to a Bar’ Jokes

A pile of trash walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey, didn’t I throw you out yesterday?” The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.It was tense! A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, … Continue reading

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Happy April Fools Day-Quotes About Fools

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of … Continue reading

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