Funny Bunny Jokes

Doubling up on the jokes this week!

  • What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit bill? dog bunny earsOne is a mad bunny and the other is bad money!
  • Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
  • What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? Two points, just like anyone else!
  • How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!
  • How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
  • What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
  • What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!

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