One Dozen Grade A [Easter] Egg Jokes!

  1. How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!

    kid and egg

    She thinks these jokes are funny!

  2. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
  3. What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!
  4. What sport are the eggs good at? Running!
  5. Why does everyone think the chef is so mean? She beats the eggs!                    
  6. What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!whole eggs
  7. Why can’t you tease an egg white? Because they can’t take a yolk!
  8. What grows on yolk trees? Egg-corns!
  9. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer!
  10. Why do chicken lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they would break!
  11. Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens!
  12. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station!

And an egg-stra: Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe? She wanted to hatchet!

Feel free to insert Easter wherever appropriate! How timely!

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