- How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!
- What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
- What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!
- What sport are the eggs good at? Running!
- Why does everyone think the chef is so mean? She beats the eggs!
- What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!
- Why can’t you tease an egg white? Because they can’t take a yolk!
- What grows on yolk trees? Egg-corns!
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer!
- Why do chicken lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they would break!
- Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens!
- Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
And an egg-stra: Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe? She wanted to hatchet!
Feel free to insert Easter wherever appropriate! How timely!