Grade A Chicken Jokes

All Eggcellent!

  • What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!white chicken with red comb
  • What did the rooster do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? He kicked the bucket!
  • What do chickens serve at their birthday parties? Coopcakes!
  • How do chickens bake a cake? From scratch, of course!
  • What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
  • What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the barn roof? An egg roll!
  • Where might you find chickens in a garden? On the eggplants!
  • Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
  • Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was calling Rubber chicken Lays an Eggfowls!
  • Why do chickens find it so easy to converse? Because talk is cheep!

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