- What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks
from the mouse! - What does a twenty pound mouse say to a cat? ‘Here kitty, kitty, kitty!’
- What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
- Why do mice need need to be oiled? Because they squeak!
- What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
- Why was the mouse afraid of the water? Too many catfish!
- What is a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
- What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese for lunch?
- What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or walk? A computer mouse!
- What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them? Mice Crispies!
- How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean!
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photo credit: Concept photo of a pet rodent in a wine glass via photopin (license)
