From the Sick Bed: Doctor Jokes

Ugh! Got a rotten cold but what better time to dredge up some more doctor jokes? My female doctor with shotpersonal favorite is the last one.

Patient: Doctor! I’m dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning!
Doctor: Try getting up a half hour later!

Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots before my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: Nope. Just spots.

Patient: Ah Doctor, I have a sore throat, a fever, and I ache all over!
Doctor: Sounds like some sort of virus.
Patient: Everybody in my office has it.
Doctor: Well then, it must be a staff infection!

Patient: Doctor! I feel like a goat!
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was a kid!

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. The phone rang. The doctor answered it and heard the voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.”We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend. “I’ll be right over,” said the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely. “In fact, three doctors are there already!

Patient: Doctor, doctor! Can you help me? I am awfully sick!
Doctor: Flu?
Patient: No I drove here.

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photo credit: 38/365 – Playing Doctor via photopin (license)

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