Well go figure! As I was rounded up some Valentines Day jokes I noticed that quite a few were about squirrels. Hope these cashew at a good moment!
- What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!
- What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day? You’re nuts so bad yourself!
- Why was the squirrel late for his date? Traffic was nuts!
- Why are so few squirrels in relationships? They drive everyone nuts!
- Why did the squirrel go out with the acorn? Because he couldn’t get a date!
- What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts!
- Why do squirrels sleep on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!
I walnut complain if you send me some more of these jokes! Do nut worry if you don’t….GROAN!