Monthly Archives: February 2016

10 More A _____ Walked in to a Bar Jokes: Part IV

The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar and orders a shot of whiskey for £8. ‘You’re quite an unusual sight if you don’t mind me saying so, sir,’ said the barman. ‘We don’t get many monsters in here.’ … Continue reading

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Horray for Hollywood! Quotes from the Stars

The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money. Marlon Brando In Hollywood if you don’t have a shrink, people think you’re crazy. Johnny Carson I never go out unless I … Continue reading

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Jokes About Mice: EEEEEEK!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse! What does a twenty pound mouse say to a cat? ‘Here kitty, kitty, kitty!’ What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code! … Continue reading

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Chris Rock, Oscar Host- Very Quotable, Indeed!

Chris Rock will be the host of this year’s Oscars. I might even watch the whole show! Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing. Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they … Continue reading

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From the Sick Bed: Doctor Jokes

Ugh! Got a rotten cold but what better time to dredge up some more doctor jokes? My personal favorite is the last one. Patient: Doctor! I’m dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning! Doctor: Try getting … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! Quotes About Kissing

Just in time for Valentines Day! People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Bette Davis A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance. … Continue reading

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We’re Nuts About Squirrelly Valentines Day Jokes

Well go figure! As I was rounded up some Valentines Day jokes I noticed that quite a few were about squirrels. Hope these cashew at a good moment! What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s … Continue reading

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Love Is In The Air!

Just in time for Valentines Day! Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner True love stories never … Continue reading

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Valentines’ Day Puns: Corny and Cute

What did the physicist say to her husband? Your quarks are so charming! What did the philosopher say to her lover? I Kant imagine life without you! What did the tarantula say about his date? We met on the web. What did the writer say to … Continue reading

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