More Snowman Jokes!

  • What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker? Frosty the snowman and snow dogDough-man!
  • What do you say to a stressed snowman? Chill out!
  • Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake!
  • What do snowmen like to eat for lunch? Icebergers!
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
  • How do you scare a snowman?
You get a hairdryer!
  • What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night? Cold cream!
  • What is a Snowman’s favorite drink? Ice Tea!
  • What kind of cakes do snowmen like? The kind with lots of frosting!
  • What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food? Brrrrrr-itos!
  • Where do snowmen keep their money? In a  snow bank!

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