A Polar Bear’s 10 Favorite Jokes

On my last trip to the North Pole, I asked a friendly polar bear to give me a few of his polar bear yawningfavorite jokes. Here they are:

  1. Where do seals go to see movies? The dive-in theater!
  2. What noise wakes you up at the north pole in Mid March? The crack of dawn!
  3. What was the first thing the polar bear ate after his tooth was fixed? The dentist!
  4. What did the polar bear cub say to his mother at dinnertime? Bleh! Not seals again!
  5. What do you call a polar bear sitting on thin ice? An icebreaker!
  6. What do polar bears get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids!
  7. Why do polar bears like igloos? Crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside!
  8. What did one arctic tern say to the other after they arrived in Antartica? We flew 2000 miles for this?
  9. How do you know if you spent the night with a snowman? You wake up wet!
  10. What did the polar bear detective say to the murder suspect? Where were you on the night of September through March?

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