Snowmen Jokes!

  • How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!snowman and snow dog
  • What do snow kids have for breakfast? Ice Krispies!
  • What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!
  • What do snowmen like on their burgers? Chilly sauce!
  • What does a snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill!
  • What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
  • What do you call a snowman in the Tropics? Lost!
  • What happened when the snowgirl got mad at the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder!
  • What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
  • Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!

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photo credit: Snowman and snow dog via photopin (license)

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