Christmas Jokes: Ho Ho Ho and Ha Ha Ha!

  • What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
 I really go fir you!santa's helper
  • What did Santa say when his sack of presents misbehaved?
 Toys will be toys!
  • What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? 
Okay everyone, sack time!
  • What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
 Take me to your heater!
  • What do elves put on their candy canes?
 Their tongues!
  • Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
 Because he wanted to sleep like adog with santa hatlog!
  • Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!
  • What does Father Christmas call that three-legged reindeer? Eileen.
    What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
 “Looks like rain, dear.”
  • Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?
 Because everything was marked down!
  • Who gives presents to baby sharks?
  Santa Jaws!
  • What do they sing under the ocean during the winter? Christmas Corals!
  • What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
 A list of everything you dog with christmas hatwant! 
  • What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!

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