Monthly Archives: December 2015

Tender Christmas Quotes

Mirth in a Box wishes everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. Garrison Keillor Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.  In … Continue reading

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Christmas Jokes: Ho Ho Ho and Ha Ha Ha!

What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
 I really go fir you! What did Santa say when his sack of presents misbehaved?
 Toys will be toys! What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? 
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Christmas Cheer: Funny Christmas Quotes From Your Favorite Comedians

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap departmentand told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. Steven Wright No self-respecting mother … Continue reading

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Ahhh! Gotta Love These Quotes About Families!

I look forward to filling our house with family all year long….and then I long for a good nights sleep. Marry an orphan: you’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. George Carlin If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve … Continue reading

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Blue Christmas!? Jokes to Cheer You Up!

Feeling glum, Chum? The holidays can do that. You’re not the only one: Why was Santa so sad? He didn’t believe in himself! Was was the snowman so sad? He was bi-polar! Why was the Christmas tree so sad? She … Continue reading

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Tender Times: Holiday Quotes

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. Henny Youngman If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important. Bertrand Russell Time for … Continue reading

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