Sixteen Super Sassy Santa Jokes

    • Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!santa claus
    • Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in hospital? He has private elf care!
    • Why doesn’t Santa smoke his pipe any more? It’s bad for his elf!
    • What does Santa call his three-legged reindeer? Eileen. 
    • What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
 “Looks like rain, dear.”
    • What did Santa say when his sack of presents misbehaved?
 Toys will be toys.
    • What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa Claus on his birthday“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
    • What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle!
    • Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him!Santa Claus in jail
    • What is green and flies? An airsick Santa Claus!
    • What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? 
Okay everyone, sack time!
    • Why doesn’t Santa buy Christmas Seals? Because he doesn’t know what to feed them!
    • How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
    • What does Santa eat for breakfast? Frosted snowflakes!
    • What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
    • What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
    • What does Santa want for Christmas? A pony sleigh station!

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