Sixteen Super Sassy Santa Jokes
- Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!
- Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in hospital? He has private elf care!
- Why doesn’t Santa smoke his pipe any more? It’s bad for his elf!
- What does Santa call his three-legged reindeer? Eileen.
- What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
“Looks like rain, dear.”
- What did Santa say when his sack of presents misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.
- What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa Claus on his birthday? “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
- What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle!
- Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
- What is green and flies? An airsick Santa Claus!
- What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!
- Why doesn’t Santa buy Christmas Seals? Because he doesn’t know what to feed them!
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
- What does Santa eat for breakfast? Frosted snowflakes!
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
- What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
- What does Santa want for Christmas? A pony sleigh station!
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