Gobble Up These Thanksgiving Day Jokes!

  • What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter ‘G’!Turkey
  • Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary!
  • Which vegetables go best with turkey? Beets me!
  • What is the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The TURKEY!
  • Where did the pilgrims first stand when they landed in the new country? On their feet!
  • How do you make a turkey float? 2 scoops of ice cream, a bottle of root beer and a turkey!
  • What sound does a Turkey’s phone make? Wing! Wing!

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