Football Quotes

  • If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. football playerErma Bombeck
  • Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.  Merle Kessler
  • The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.  Phyllis Diller
  • I’m an emotional person. Sometimes i can’t help it. Tom Brady
  • Emotion is highly overrated football. My wife Corky is as emotional as hell but can’t play football worth a damn. John McKay
  • If you aren’t going all the way, why go at all? Joe Namath
  • The principle is competing against yourself. It’s about self-improvement, about being better than you were the day before. Steve Young

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  • When you’ve got something to prove, there’s nothing greater than a challenge. Terry Bradshaw
  • It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it. Knute Rockne
  • I’ve learned that something constructive comes from every defeat. Tom Landry

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