Knock Knock Jokes- Don’t Knock Them!

Knock Knock!outhouse door
Who’s there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well open the door!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo,”beep beep”!

Knock Knock!door
Who’s there?
Rhoda.
Rhoda who?
Rhoda boat as fast as you can!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears some more Knock Knock jokes for you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

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