Quotes About Politics and Politicians

  • If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them washington DCmissionaries for dinner. H. L. Mencken 
  • I don’t think we should be governing ourselves. What we need is a king, and every now and then if the king is not doing a good job, we kill him. George Carlin
  • It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that is bears a striking resemblance to the first. Ronald Reagan
  • A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. Carl Sandburg 
  • In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.George CarlinPresidents
  • Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president. Johnny Carson
  • A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. Winston Churchill 
  • Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. Napoleon Bonaparte

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