- Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
- Why didn’t the mummy have any friends? He was too wrapped up in himself!
- What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up his payments to his exorcist? He was repossessed!
- What do Italians eat on Halloween? Fettucini Afraid-o!
- What did the corpse’s mother do when he skipped school? She grounded him!
- Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? They don’t have anybody to go out with!
- What do birds hand out on Halloween night? Tweets!
- Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos!
- Why is the headless horseman lucky? Can’t get a headache!
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