9 Innings of Baseball Quotes

  • A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-miguel batistaone-half hours. Ray Fitzgerald
  • October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.  Jason Love
  • It ain’t like football. You can’t make up no trick plays. Yogi Berra
  • It’s hard to win a pennant, but it’s harder losing one.  Chuck Tanner
  • A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. Humphrey Bogart
  • When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. Woody Allen
  • Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead. Jackie Robinson
  • Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. Casey Stengel
  • What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. yu darvishHarry Caray

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