Spider Jokes: Put These in Your Tuffet!

Just in time for Halloween!close up of spider

    • What do you call two young married spiders? Newly webs!
    • What do spiders eat in Paris?
 French flies!
    • What did one spider say to another? Time’s fun when you’re having flies!
    • Why do spiders spin webs?
 Because they can’t knit!
    • What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs! 
    • Why did the spider buy a computer? She wanted to build a website!spider and little miss muffed
    • What did one spider say to the other spider? Time’s fun when you’re having flies!
  • Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a spider in my soup!  Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! It’s hardly deep enough to drown him!

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