The 13 Best Black Cat Jokes!

Here’s a huge cat-a-logue of funny black cat jokes for Halloween.
 You are sure to be cat in the grasslaughing up fur balls by the end of reading these!

  • What is a black cat’s favorite color? 
  • What did the black cat have for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
  • When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse!
  • What do people in Canada call little black cats?
 Kittens!What do you call a witch’s black cat that drinks vinegar? 
A sour puss!
  • Why was the black cat so small?
 Because it only drank condensed milk!
  • What do you get if you cross a hungry black cat and a canary?
 A cat that isn’t hungry any more!
  • What is a black cat’s favorite dessert?
 Mice pudding!jungle cat
  • What has more lives than a black cat?
 A frog because it croaks every night!
  • How do black cats end a fight?
 They hiss and make up!
  • Why don’t black cats play poker in the jungle? 
Too many cheetahs!
  • What do you call a witch’s black cat when it falls off a broomstick? 
A catastrophe!
  • What is cleverer than a talking black cat? A spelling bee!

Want more Halloween jokes? Every Monday throughout the month of October, Mirth in a Blog will post silly, spooky, and scary jokes to get you in the mood for Halloween!

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