Monthly Archives: October 2015

Quotes About Politics and Politicians

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. H. L. Mencken  I don’t think we should be governing ourselves. What we need is a king, and every now and then if … Continue reading

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Sweet Assortment of Halloween Jokes!

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin! Why didn’t the mummy have any friends? He was too wrapped up in himself! What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up his payments to his exorcist? He was … Continue reading

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Will Rogers on Politics and Politicians

Will Rogers was an American Renaissance man. His lassoing talents landed him in the Guinness Book of World Records. His cowboy skills helped launch a career in vaudeville and Rogers later became a popular Hollywood movie star. Will Rogers went … Continue reading

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How to Treat A Vampire Bite

Years ago Alex Berg was temporarily unemployed and he wrote and wrote and wrote. Thanks for this post, Alex! Each year, nearly 8,000 people receive vampire bites in the United States. Even a bite from a so-called “harmless” vampire (or … Continue reading

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Fangs for the Vampire Jokes!

Why did the vampire subscribe to the NY Times? Because he heard it had a great circulation! What did the vampire order at the bar? A Bloody Mary! Why does the vampire need cold medicine? For his coffin! Why are … Continue reading

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9 Innings of Baseball Quotes

A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours. Ray Fitzgerald October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.  Jason Love It ain’t … Continue reading

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8th Grader Albert Simms Proofreads an Essay by Alex Berg

Aaaaand… There- I’ve finished my first draft. Mrs. Parker’s really been on my case about my homework lately, so this essay’s gotta be top notch. After the fiasco with my essay about the food web, I really need to pull … Continue reading

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Spider Jokes: Put These in Your Tuffet!

Just in time for Halloween! What do you call two young married spiders? Newly webs! What do spiders eat in Paris?
 French flies! What did one spider say to another? Time’s fun when you’re having flies! Why do spiders spin webs?
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The 13 Best Black Cat Jokes!

Here’s a huge cat-a-logue of funny black cat jokes for Halloween.
 You are sure to be laughing up fur balls by the end of reading these! What is a black cat’s favorite color? 
Purrrrrr-ple! What did the black cat have … Continue reading

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