Customer: This coffee tastes like dirt!
Barista: That’s not surprising. It was just ground this morning!
Customer: Waiter! Is this supposed to be coffee or tea?
Barista: What does it taste like?
Barista: Well, sir, it must be coffee. The tea tastes like turpentine!
Doctor: I want you to drink a cup of hot water every morning.
Patient: Really, Doc? I’ve been doing that for years but my wife calls it coffee!
Barista: If you were my wife I would poison your coffee.
Customer: If you were my husband I would drink it!
Need more coffee jokes? See 2013’s post, International Coffee Day Coming Soon!
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