Chicken Jokes: A Baker’s Dozen

That’s thirteen, grade A jokes:

  1. How do chickens dance? 
Chick to chick!Rubber Chicken
  2. Why did the chicken only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken!
  3. Why was the rooster a disappointment to the hen? He wasn’t all he was cracked up to be!
  4. What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!
  5. What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? 
It was eggspelled.
  6. Why don’t chicken like people? They beat eggs!
  7. What do chicken grow on? Eggplants!
  8. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? 
Poultry in motion!
  9. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee was calling fowls!
  10. How do chickens bake a cake? From scratch!
  11. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan!
  12. Which day of the week do chickens hate the most? Frydays!
  13. Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs? 
Because she mislaid them!

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