Hiss! The Claws Are Out! Snarky Celebrity Quotes

Is nothing sacred? Nope! Makes it entertaining for the rest of us. Even Jane marlon brando youngAusten gets slammed!

  • Marlon (Brando) has yet to learn to speak. He should have been born two generations before and acted in silent films. Richard Burton
  • Miss Davis (Bette) was always partial to covering up her face in motion pictures. She called it,”art”. Others might call it camouflage-a cover up for the absence of any real beauty. Joan Crawford
  • Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it’s because I’m not a bitch. Maybe that’s why Joan Crawford always plays ladies. Bette Davis
  • Michael Jackson’s album was only called “Bad” because there wasn’t enough room on the sleeve for “Pathetic.” Princebette davis and joan crawford
  • There’s a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. Dean Martin
  • Joe Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife. Muhammad Ali
  • Charlton Heston is good at playing arrogance and ambition, but in the same way that a dwarf is good at being short. Rex princeHarrison
  • Boy George is all England needs: another queen who can’t dress.Joan Rivers
  • If William Gladstone fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune. If anybody pulled him out, that would be a calamity.Benjamin Disraeli
  • Every time I read Pride and Prejudice, I want to dig Jane Austen up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone. Mark Twain
  • Dear Ingrid(Bergman)! Speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them. Sir John Gielgud

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