Programmer Jokes For The Rest of Us

I’ve read loads of programmer jokes but I don’t get most of them. Here are a few for 4098996487_cf4b250af4_nlaymen (and laywomen):

    • What do you call the part of the computer that you can kick? Hardware!
    • What do you call a programmer from Norway? Nerdic!
    • What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Both are useless once you open Windows!

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  • Why was the computer programmer stuck in the shower? The instructions on the shampoo bottle said, “Lather, rinse, repeat.”
    • What do you call a machine that turns coffee into code? A programmer!
    • What’s the object oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance!
    • Why don’t we anthropomorphize computers? They hate that!

     

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One Response to Programmer Jokes For The Rest of Us

  1. Lewis Newman says:

    Stupid Windows!

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