- What do you call the part of the computer that you can kick? Hardware!
- What do you call a programmer from Norway? Nerdic!
- What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Both are useless once you open Windows!
- Why was the computer programmer stuck in the shower? The instructions on the shampoo bottle said, “Lather, rinse, repeat.”
- What do you call a machine that turns coffee into code? A programmer!
- What’s the object oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance!
- Why don’t we anthropomorphize computers? They hate that!
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