Monthly Archives: September 2015

All in Good Fun: Archie Bunker’s Hilarious Malapropisms

Several months ago I was writing a blog post about malapropisms and came across a gold mine (a gold mind?) of speech slip ups attributed to Archie Bunker, the bigoted patriarch in the ground-breaking sit com, “All in the Family” … Continue reading

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Coffee Jokes: International Coffee Day is Coming!

Did you know that International Coffee Day is September 29th? Well now you know! Here’s a few coffee jokes to get you in the mood: Customer: This coffee tastes like dirt! Barista: That’s not surprising. It was just ground this morning! … Continue reading

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10 Great Quotes About Coffee

An alarm clock might get me out of bed, but a cup of coffee wakes me up. I love my first cup of coffee in the morning. Seems that I’m not alone in this love: What goes best with a … Continue reading

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Espresso Yourself! 12 of the Coolest Coffee Mugs

I start every morning with a large cup of black coffee. My coffee cup is very important to me. It can be neither too big, nor too small. If I need to run out the door, it better fit nicely … Continue reading

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Chicken Jokes: A Baker’s Dozen

That’s thirteen, grade A jokes: How do chickens dance? 
Chick to chick! Why did the chicken only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken! Why was the rooster a disappointment to the hen? He wasn’t all he … Continue reading

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Sick of Being Sick? A Few Fun Quotes to Cheer You Up!

When life kicks you, let it kick you forward. Kay Yow Joy and Temperance and Repose
  slam the door on the doctor’s nose.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow There are lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their … Continue reading

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Hiss! The Claws Are Out! Snarky Celebrity Quotes

Is nothing sacred? Nope! Makes it entertaining for the rest of us. Even Jane Austen gets slammed! Marlon (Brando) has yet to learn to speak. He should have been born two generations before and acted in silent films. Richard Burton … Continue reading

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Should You Have Caffeine When You’re Studying?

 Thanks to Bryan Leeds, cofounder of Viter Energy for this informative post! Growing up I never had coffee. I hated the taste. Even growing up in Seattle, the mecca of Starbucks, I managed to avoid coffee and caffeine throughout high school. … Continue reading

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Programmer Jokes For The Rest of Us

I’ve read loads of programmer jokes but I don’t get most of them. Here are a few for laymen (and laywomen): What do you call the part of the computer that you can kick? Hardware! What do you call a … Continue reading

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Latin Loving Quotes

Anybody still take Latin? I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral. Jarod Kintz He cared for languages dead long enough … Continue reading

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