14 Classic Insults!

These are some of my favorite insults. What are yours? Tell me in the two mencomment section below!

  • He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends. Oscar Wilde
  • He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Winston Churchill
  • She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. Will Rogers
  • The finest woman that ever walked the streets. Mae West
  • She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation. Jean Webster
  • He was happily married, but his wife wasn’t.Victor Borge
  • She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. Margot Asquith
  • He’s liked, but he’s not well liked. Arthur Miller
  • She was kind of girl who’d eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts. Raymond Chandler
  • She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people. Robertson Davies
  • He was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met.William Faulkner
  • As entertaining as watching a potato bake. Marc Savlov
  • Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you. Groucho Marx
  • I didn’t attend the funeral but sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
  • His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open. Howard Hughes

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