- What do you call the bathroom in a pigsty? The hogwash!
- What type of party did the Big Bad Wolf throw for the Three Little Pigs? A Swine and Cheese Party!
- Why did the three little pigs fall asleep when their grandfather started talking? Grandpa was a boar!
- How did the farmer know the fox was stealing his eggs? The pig squealed!.
- What do you call a pig that has a rash? Ham with eczema!
- What happened when the pig pen broke? He used a pencil!
- Where do pigs keep their cars? In a porking lot!
- What is a pig’s favorite position in baseball? Shortslop!
- Why doesn’t anyone want to play soccer with a pig? He hogs the ball!
- What is the pig’s favorite card game? Porker!
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photo credit: Pink Pig thanks to United Soybean Board <a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/95352257@N06/10058784366″>Hogs in the Barn</a> via <a href=”http://photopin.com”>photopin</a> <a href=”https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/”>(license)</a>