These Pig Jokes Will Make You Squeal

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  • What do you call the bathroom in a pigsty? The hogwash!
  • What type of party did the Big Bad Wolf throw for the Three Little Pigs? A Swine and Cheese Party!
  • Why did the three little pigs fall asleep when their grandfather started talking? Grandpa was a boar!
  • How did the farmer know the fox was stealing his eggs? The pig squealed!.
  • What do you call a pig that has a rash? Ham with eczema!pig
  • What happened when the pig pen broke? He used a pencil!
  • Where do pigs keep their cars? In a porking lot!
  • What is a pig’s favorite position in baseball? Shortslop!
  • Why doesn’t anyone want to play soccer with a pig? He hogs the ball!
  • What is the pig’s favorite card game? Porker!

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