How Many [Fill in the Blank] Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb Part 2

So little space so many jokes. Here are a few more ways to change a light bulb:actor with microphone

  • How many Iyengar yogis does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he’ll need a sticky mat, a chair, 2 blocks, 4 blankets, a bolster, 3 straps 2 ropes…..
  • How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight!
  • How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows for sure because it has never been done!
  • How many extreme snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. Everyone else stands back to watch and says, “I could have done that!”
  • How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? None! They like it dark!
  • change a light bulbHow many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they’re convinced that the power will come back on soon!
  • How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes nine years!
  • How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just have a nursing student do it.
  • How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw in hot tubs! Groan!

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