Monthly Archives: July 2015

Just for the Halibut: Fishing Quotes

If you know any more, let minnow!  If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. … Continue reading

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Preamble to An Eruption by Alex Berg

Declaration Of Eruption Despite my prior record of volcanic dormancy, the subduction of the convergent plate boundary upon which I am stationed has resulted in an abnormal lithospheric pressure differential which shall be remedied during the week of January 8th, … Continue reading

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Hand Picked Vegetable Jokes

These a-peeled to me! Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled! What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato! What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to … Continue reading

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4th of July Quotes!

We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it.  William Faulkner There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.  William J. Clinton How often we fail to … Continue reading

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The Star Spangled Banner: 8 Innovative Interpretations

How many people have sung “The Star Spangled Banner” since it  was was written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key? Millions, maybe billions. Ask any group of people to list memorable renditions of our national anthem and I bet a … Continue reading

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Help! My Grandkids Went to Summer Camp!

Do your grand kids spend the summer at sleep away camp? How can a grandparent stay in touch? Most camps ban computers and smart phones (Hallelujah!). Letters, postcards and care packages are the preferred methods of communication! Phew! No more … Continue reading

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